Mini Splendas and Other Life-changing Discoveries
- In a magical world, far, far away, someone has created Splenda Minis. These small little tabs are the equivalent of one package of regular Splenda. AND they sell them in a precious little dispenser. This may or may not have been the most exciting discovery of my day yesterday.
- The least exciting, albeit similarly life-changing, discovery was of British Cottage Cheese. Don't be fooled. Someone has lied to these poor British folk and told them that a gloppy, curdled yogurt-like substance is cottage cheese. This is a travesty.
- Air mail stamps are expensive. It's as if the post office WANTS you to give up traditional mail services in favor of technology. But do not let that deter you! I accept postcards, letters and packages alike.
- Getting asked directions by a cute old couple because you look like you belong here is a really nice feeling.
Do you ever worry that being surprised by Splenda casings is a sign that you are using too much Splenda. Maybe you should try this new product, called real sugar - it also comes in block form. You should go the Globe while you are there - true story that's where I learned there was brown sugar, that was regular sugar, just brown.
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