Rebel Bingo
- Rebel Bingo is sweeping the world. 1 part old folk bingo, 1 part body art, 1 part dance party, 12000 parts fun. It's a traveling party sensation and will undoubtedly be coming to a city near you. Not for the faint of heart, however, as the number calling is...festive. Prepare yourselves for such gems as: "On Tuesday's my nipples lactate, 48!" or "I like it on all fours, 44!" Now imagine that being said with a British accent. Can't. Get. Enough.
- Seeing typically stone-faced peers with colorful art and phrases on their necks/faces/arms is, well, amazing. These are the same people who you've seen debate feminism as a critical theory and are now cheering to the above number calling. The level of boredom associated with them in my mind has been significantly reduced. Well done Bingo. Well done.
- Some of said folks still need to embrace deodorant. Sorry. It had to be said.
- Lace bodysuits are not only accepted as appropriate attire on the streets of London, they are greeted with admiration. While bodysuits + me = NO, I have learned to recognize their usefulness in terms of one's status as generally awesome. Dear Malaysian Rachel, you are awesome. Love, Katie.
None of this seems appropriate. You've obviously attempted to establish yourself as cool, however Katie, I see right through you, and see that you've returned the classroom! Evidence
ReplyDelete-Playing Bingo (obviously a Friday and you didn't plan)
-People Coloring Eachother (put the paints away)
-People dancing (make a seating chart)
-Deoderant needed (phone calls home)
-Lace - well this is really just inappropriate for a classroom, you need to take care of that.